i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
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But guys… if the angels’ lost their wings, and that could mean they became humans, it means they don’t need to find vessels. Whiich meeaans they already came to Earth as humans (if you notice on the episode, they came on human size) and they have to work their ways as humans now. That’s actually pretty sad.
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
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“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
Here you my followers.
calm your titties~ <3
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we need some new and more powerful swears
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“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
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FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
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i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
#I come from the Dean Winchester school of dealing with feelings
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#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
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